Ingredients: Pineapples Have No Season

Loathing Cereal 

I have tried to force myself to like cold cereal since childhood —  and failed.  Instead, I make a fruit salad almost every morning, loosely following what’s available seasonally. I allow a few additions to the usual bowl of mixed diced fresh fruits – including at least one dried fruit such as apricots, cherries, raisins or figs. The real lift, though, is the addition of a candied fruit like ginger or pineapple. In the winter Cara Cara oranges, apples, pears and grapes are regular players; in spring, strawberries and then later blackberries, blueberries, raspberries. Whenever I can find Ataulfo mangos those get added.  In summer, of course, local peaches and nectarines, and then usually a teensy tibble of Triple Sec. But the one constant is pineapple. It seems to be seasonless and successfully so, at least from a grocery store point of view. We go through two or more pineapples a week, and I now look for interesting desserts featuring fresh pineapple slices. Although I enjoy a couple of unusual pineapple upside down cakes,   I make these two pineapple desserts  more often, both in hot weather and cold. 

Pineapple Round Up

Around 40 types of pineapple are grown commercially in various tropical climates around the world. But what is normally available to us non-tropical citizens is the Smooth Cayenne or Cayena Lisa. While we associate Hawaii with pineapples primarily due to the rapacious history of Dole Pineapple, the fruit originated in Brazil and Paraguay.  The weird little diamond shaped sections are referred to as berries, and they have fused together around the core. The pineapple itself is  referred to as a collective or multiple fruit. On ripeness, I have followed the generally available rules. Pick ones that are more gold than green, if the leaves pull easily that also indicates ripeness. Always smell near the base for an aroma, and it should feel heavy in your hand and have a little give when you press into the side. I was intrigued by this video on how one is really supposed to pick pineapple “berries.” I did try this method -may I say valiantly? – once.   I am curious to know if any KD readers have had success with this method of eating pineapple!

Grilled

Bobby Flay asked for an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas when he was eight years old, which may be the reason he includes cake with his presentation of this terrific little recipe. We thought after the first time we made this that the cake was too much and diminished the combination of the grilled fruit and sauce.  Coconut, hazelnut or pecan ice creams work as well as the standby vanilla with this pineapple dessert. I grill the slices (in this case with the core) on a carbon steel ridged grill pan on top of the stove. Grill on each side, flipping twice to get cross hatch grill marks – just give a quarter turn for each slice on the second grilling. It should be about 2 minutes on each side.

Try this sauce with true Muscovado sugar (In this case I used the Dark Muscovado from India Tree) rather than brownulated sugar or brown sugar.  Muscovado sugars have much more molasses in them and are tastier and more fragrant.  The brown grocery store versions are white granulated sugar which has the molasseses added back in. The process to create brownulated sugar, which is dryer than either traditional brown sugar and thus doesn’t clump, apparently is a closely held secret. A food magazine staff guessed that white sugar is melted with some added molasses and then sprayed, dried and ground. It becomes a much drier sugar and thus is easy to pour. A lot of manufacturing trouble for a meh product, in my opinion. You can make the sauce and grill the pineapple slices ahead and then put the dessert together right before serving. 

Poached

I have written about Claudia Fleming’s desserts in another post. She has a very unusual and discerning palate and is a master at combining tastes and textures without overloading the plate. Her twist on blueberry muffins – really a cross between a French Financier and an American Muffin – was a revelation for me. Her biscuits for strawberry shortcake made me a believer. And I think you will find this subtle treatment of pineapple with bay leaf and pink peppercorns a delight. 

The reason she has you add the teaspoon of corn syrup is that it is an invert sugar (it contains glucose) that will inhibit evil crystallization when you make the caramel. I had always used an unlined copper pan to make caramel, but this  addition removes that tedious process of brushing down the sides of a non-copper pan to stop crystallization. I have tried coring a pineapple (even had a pineapple corer) but could never get it to go down the core line completely. Now, I use a round biscuit cutter to core the slices. Or simply leave the core in and then when it is served, one has to cut around the core, as you would a poached whole pear. Well worth the minor trouble.